The People's Republic of The United Soviet Socialist Communes is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its soft-spoken computers, state-planned economy, and ban on automobiles. The compassionate, democratic population of 2.991 billion United Soviet Socialist Communesians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Leningrad. The average income tax rate is 86.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The thriving United Soviet Socialist Communesian economy, worth 296 trillion Pesos a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is 99,295 Pesos, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Invasive species are hunted by the gendarmerie, unemployed accountants keep double-entry ledgers of their benefit claims, churches across the land are hurriedly installing auto-tune for their choirs, and class clowns are frequently listed among the most dangerous criminals in the nation. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The United Soviet Socialist Communes's national animal is the Parrot, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

The United Soviet Socialist Communes is ranked 5,681^st in the world and 101^st in The Leftist Assembly for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 2,550.88 on the Clooney Contribution Index.